i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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