we're chasing vodka with high fives
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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