Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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