Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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