Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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