im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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