im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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