just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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