He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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