Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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