You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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