Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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