That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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