Porn is love you can see.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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