My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are we in a gay sports bar?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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love makes seman taste better
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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