Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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