come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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