Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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