I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I am midnight drunk by noon
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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