one might say we're banned from that church
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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