You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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