Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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