people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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