why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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