i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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