but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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