just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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