I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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