I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12