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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(831): No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick http://tfl.nu/r1nb

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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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(831): i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock? http://tfl.nu/twxe

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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.

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(831): I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella. http://tfl.nu/sl5d

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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.

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(831): I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer. http://tfl.nu/gejp

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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night

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(831): It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night http://tfl.nu/8gcp

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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.

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(831): I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am. http://tfl.nu/8xi2

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period poops. best. ever.

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omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(831): period poops. best. ever. (925): omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that... http://tfl.nu/lwj4

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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE

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(831): I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE http://tfl.nu/5c8q

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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(831): just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf http://tfl.nu/faeb

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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.

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(831): It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse. http://tfl.nu/4ove

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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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(831): Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21? http://tfl.nu/gpnq

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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(831): i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse. http://tfl.nu/jxr4

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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.

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(831): I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures. http://tfl.nu/n0ak

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I puked off the balcony.

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Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.

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(831): I puked off the balcony. (1-831): Not horrible (831): Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza. http://tfl.nu/7wv6

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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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(831): i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3 http://tfl.nu/5ewa

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