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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.

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(206): I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous. http://tfl.nu/0ln2

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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again

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RESPECT THE VODQUILA

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(206): I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again (1-206): RESPECT THE VODQUILA http://tfl.nu/on0c

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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.

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(206): Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween. http://tfl.nu/c9eu

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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.

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(206): Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats. http://tfl.nu/azi3

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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me

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(206): She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me http://tfl.nu/zp1n

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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion

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(206): So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion http://tfl.nu/7dgu

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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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(206): That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods http://tfl.nu/achd

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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.

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(206): I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month. http://tfl.nu/ayye

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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.

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(206): Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience. http://tfl.nu/kvcy

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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.

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(206): I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something. http://tfl.nu/vmm1

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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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(206): Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table. http://tfl.nu/tpao

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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf

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(206): Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf http://tfl.nu/6f6i

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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...

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(206): The cab driver is now flexing at a red light... http://tfl.nu/j986

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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".

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(206): he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun". http://tfl.nu/e6oo

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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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(206): At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks . http://tfl.nu/kxjn

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