Texts From Last Night · spam's Favorites

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(816): View more from Missouri

She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...

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(512): View more from Texas

This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

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(802): View more from Vermont

He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.

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