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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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