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(757): View more from Virginia

I murdered the dance floor call the cops

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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique

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(347): View more from New York

she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.

(1-347): View more from New York

ofcourse you didnt.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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(806): View more from Texas

You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."

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Best pick-up line ever!

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(916): View more from California

The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors

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(703): View more from Virginia

Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

New charity walk idea!

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