why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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