fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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