okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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