who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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