even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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