Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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