So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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