recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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