god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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