Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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