So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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