**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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