you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
The air taste purple.
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