That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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