At least make sure they are 18
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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