Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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