When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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